Eip.
- What is this? Am I dead? Is this the afterlife? A-are you some sort of narcissistic Virgil leading me to judgment?
- Yes, P*. You've been wrong about everything. There is a God, and she's very, very mad at you right now.
*naurua*
I totally had you for a second there. You can't deny it! Ha-ha! You should've seen your face. I mean... our... face. Hoo! That was classic.
- So... there is no God?
- Well, you're still alive, so technically, who knows?"