Löysin käsikirjoituksen, joka innoitti minua aikoinani ehdottamaan Kulmikasta Pöytää Käärmeen vähemmän vakavamielistä keskustelua sisältävän huoneen nimeksi. The Young Ones -tv-sarjan jaksosta Time:
- [The Knight walks in. He's young, wearing a suit of armor, and has long wavy brown hair.]
KNIGHT: Oh, roadie, doadie, doo-dah-day.
MIKE: That's all well and groovy, but why the fancy dress? And who are you?
KNIGHT: I'm a knight of the Square Table.
MIKE: Square Table?
KNIGHT: Well, you see, King Arthur didn't consider me cool and hip enough to be on the Round Table on account of some of my suits of armor have still got flares.
MIKE: Ah! Well, you can't get squarer than that.
NEIL: Shut up, Mike!
[goes to Knight] Nothing wrong with flares.
KNIGHT: And also, I'm not really into war at all. Look!
[takes out a bouquet of flowers, puts it on his lance]
Flowers on the end of my lance.
NEIL: Ahhhhh.
KNIGHT: And if I ever have to fight a dragon, I'll try to look at it from the dragon's point of view.
NEIL: Oh, that's beautiful. Hippie knight.
KNIGHT: [takes out a club, hits Neil with it] Sorry, man. That's my job.