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Riku
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Tähän topiciin voisi keräillä filccejä. Eli siis muunneltuja kuuluisien kappaleiden sanoja. Tässäpä ainoa joka minulta tähän hätään löytyi (pyöri vanhassakin Nuotiossa aikansa):
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The real King of Gondor
Eminem: the real Slim Shady
May I have your attention, please?
May I have your attention, please?
Will the real King of Gondor please stand up?
I repeat, will the real King of Gondor please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here..
Ya all act like you never seen a tough ranger before
Jaws all on the floor like Arwen, like Eowyn just burst in the door
and started whoopin her ass worse than before
Both wanted Aragorn, that's how Jackson saw (Ahh!)
It's the Return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he didn't just give the hobbit the Ring, did he?"
And that Gollum said... Nothing, you idiots!
Gollum's a damn fool, thrown into Mt. Doom! (Ha-ha!)
Feminist women love Boromir {chigga chigga chigga}
"King of Gondor, I'm sick of him,
Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what
Blowing the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But worse, in the future an evil darkness looms
Sometimes, I wanna get to Mordor and just let loose, but can't
but it's cool for Sauron to enslave those fools.
"My sword's on your neck, my sword's on your neck"
If Saruman's lucky, Helm's Deep will be a wreck
At least ten thousand Uruk-hais at door, oh heck!
The more we kill those the worse it gets!
They're getting closer now, oh fucking shit
And by the time they blow up the walls
We've gone out backdoor, through stony halls
"It's a damn dead end" Well, let's give'em a fight, then!
Let's ride out and cut some orc heads, hell! {*SLURP*}
But if we can trust Gandalf and his mighty staff
then there's no reason to fear that slimy orc stuff
{*EWWW!*} But if you feel like I feel, don't be stiff
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes
I'm the King of Gondor, yes I'm the real Kingy
All you other Gondor Kingies are just imitating
So won't the real King of Gondor please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
Cause I'm the King of Gondor, yes I'm the real Kingy
All you other Gondor Kingies are just imitating
So won't the real King of Gondor please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
Boromir keeps telling there's no King for Gondor;
well I am, so fuck him and fuck Frodo, too!
You think I give a damn about the Ring?
I only want Gondor, from time to time I'd like to sing.
"But King, what if you die, wouldn't it be sad?"
Why? So you guys could get the throne, lad?
You can try, but I'll give you hell of a fight,
besides that kinda shitty coup wouldn't be right.
I'll grab my fucking Narsil and cut off your heads
stick 'em to a pole, I'll get vultures for pets
You little bitch, shake your Elven ass for me
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think his stubble is permanent, hee-hee!"
I could get all those damn Gondor hoes for free
and show the whole Middle-Earth that I am so l33t {*AHHH!*}
I'm sick of you little orc and Uruk groups, all you do is annoy me
so I have been sent here to destroy you {*bzzzt*}
And there's a million of us just like me
who fight like me; who have a stubble like me
who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
and just might be the next best thing but not quite me!
Cause I'm the King of Gondor, yes I'm the real Kingy
All you other Gondor Kingies are just imitating
So won't the real King of Gondor please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
Cause I'm the King of Gondor, yes I'm the real Kingy
All you other Gondor Kingies are just imitating
So won't the real King of Gondor please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
I'm a heck of a king to obey to, cause I'm only givin you
a dozen wars a year or maybe more, just like you want me to
The only difference is I got a magic sword
which can change a hundred orcs to gore, you can just call me 'my lord'.
I just get my Narsil and fondle it
and whether you like to admit it {*ERR*} I just shit it
better than ninety percent of you rangers out there can
Then you wonder how come those former kings went to sanitarium
It's funny; cause at the moment I'm something like forty
And I'm the only person in this fucking movie flirting
Pinchin Elven asses when I'm eating ham and burping
And I'm jerkin but this whole bag of Orc heads isn't working
And every single person is a King of Gondor lurkin
He could be workin at Mordor wings, stealing those power rings
{*HACH*} Or in the Minas Tirith, studying
Screaming "I don't give a fuck!"
with his cotton pants down and his penis up
So, will the real Kingy please stand up?
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
Cause I'm the King of Gondor, yes I'm the real Kingy
All you other Gondor Kingies are just imitating
So won't the real King of Gondor please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
Cause I'm the King of Gondor, yes I'm the real Kingy
All you other Gondor Kingies are just imitating
So won't the real King of Gondor please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
Ha ha,
Guess there's a King of Gondor in all of us
Fuck it, let's all stand up.
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The real King of Gondor
Eminem: the real Slim Shady
May I have your attention, please?
May I have your attention, please?
Will the real King of Gondor please stand up?
I repeat, will the real King of Gondor please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here..
Ya all act like you never seen a tough ranger before
Jaws all on the floor like Arwen, like Eowyn just burst in the door
and started whoopin her ass worse than before
Both wanted Aragorn, that's how Jackson saw (Ahh!)
It's the Return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he didn't just give the hobbit the Ring, did he?"
And that Gollum said... Nothing, you idiots!
Gollum's a damn fool, thrown into Mt. Doom! (Ha-ha!)
Feminist women love Boromir {chigga chigga chigga}
"King of Gondor, I'm sick of him,
Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what
Blowing the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But worse, in the future an evil darkness looms
Sometimes, I wanna get to Mordor and just let loose, but can't
but it's cool for Sauron to enslave those fools.
"My sword's on your neck, my sword's on your neck"
If Saruman's lucky, Helm's Deep will be a wreck
At least ten thousand Uruk-hais at door, oh heck!
The more we kill those the worse it gets!
They're getting closer now, oh fucking shit
And by the time they blow up the walls
We've gone out backdoor, through stony halls
"It's a damn dead end" Well, let's give'em a fight, then!
Let's ride out and cut some orc heads, hell! {*SLURP*}
But if we can trust Gandalf and his mighty staff
then there's no reason to fear that slimy orc stuff
{*EWWW!*} But if you feel like I feel, don't be stiff
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes
I'm the King of Gondor, yes I'm the real Kingy
All you other Gondor Kingies are just imitating
So won't the real King of Gondor please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
Cause I'm the King of Gondor, yes I'm the real Kingy
All you other Gondor Kingies are just imitating
So won't the real King of Gondor please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
Boromir keeps telling there's no King for Gondor;
well I am, so fuck him and fuck Frodo, too!
You think I give a damn about the Ring?
I only want Gondor, from time to time I'd like to sing.
"But King, what if you die, wouldn't it be sad?"
Why? So you guys could get the throne, lad?
You can try, but I'll give you hell of a fight,
besides that kinda shitty coup wouldn't be right.
I'll grab my fucking Narsil and cut off your heads
stick 'em to a pole, I'll get vultures for pets
You little bitch, shake your Elven ass for me
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think his stubble is permanent, hee-hee!"
I could get all those damn Gondor hoes for free
and show the whole Middle-Earth that I am so l33t {*AHHH!*}
I'm sick of you little orc and Uruk groups, all you do is annoy me
so I have been sent here to destroy you {*bzzzt*}
And there's a million of us just like me
who fight like me; who have a stubble like me
who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
and just might be the next best thing but not quite me!
Cause I'm the King of Gondor, yes I'm the real Kingy
All you other Gondor Kingies are just imitating
So won't the real King of Gondor please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
Cause I'm the King of Gondor, yes I'm the real Kingy
All you other Gondor Kingies are just imitating
So won't the real King of Gondor please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
I'm a heck of a king to obey to, cause I'm only givin you
a dozen wars a year or maybe more, just like you want me to
The only difference is I got a magic sword
which can change a hundred orcs to gore, you can just call me 'my lord'.
I just get my Narsil and fondle it
and whether you like to admit it {*ERR*} I just shit it
better than ninety percent of you rangers out there can
Then you wonder how come those former kings went to sanitarium
It's funny; cause at the moment I'm something like forty
And I'm the only person in this fucking movie flirting
Pinchin Elven asses when I'm eating ham and burping
And I'm jerkin but this whole bag of Orc heads isn't working
And every single person is a King of Gondor lurkin
He could be workin at Mordor wings, stealing those power rings
{*HACH*} Or in the Minas Tirith, studying
Screaming "I don't give a fuck!"
with his cotton pants down and his penis up
So, will the real Kingy please stand up?
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
Cause I'm the King of Gondor, yes I'm the real Kingy
All you other Gondor Kingies are just imitating
So won't the real King of Gondor please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
Cause I'm the King of Gondor, yes I'm the real Kingy
All you other Gondor Kingies are just imitating
So won't the real King of Gondor please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
Ha ha,
Guess there's a King of Gondor in all of us
Fuck it, let's all stand up.
